Why Bin Laden Didn't Attack Sweden.

lol, that backbacker story only needed a falafel to be a true o'reilly fantasy.

Good'un.

Stefan,
You forget Usama's visit to Falun in the 1970s...he probably read Dala-Demokraten and realized Sweden will never pose a threat to anyone--but itself.

"1. Still holding out hope for a Nobel."

*LOL*
Nytt bokm‰rke =)

haha :D

Excellent! :)

You forgot "Becouse sweden has more islamic people then the middle east"

:D!!!

I think Lotta Hedman is best!!!

most realistic is nr 4; at least if you're not part of the "reality-based community"

Those wacky LGF:ers! wait, I've forgotten... does it stand for href="">Little Green Footballs or Late German Fascists? I'm always mixing up them...

hmm... sorry for the broken link to the LGF quiz

LGF quiz

I think he didn¥t attack Sweden since they already live in misory, with Goran Persson as Prime Minester!!! That¥s enough, also for a terrorist- he do have feelings!!!!

1. Still holding out hope for a Nobel

Which, if we're talking about the Peace Prize, is handed out in Norway. He could be opting for the physics price though.

i bet the State Dept put out that Nordic/Baltic terror warning just to spite you.

Seriously, when I first heard Osama mention Sweden, it sounded so random that I entertained the thought that it might well be a code word of some sort.

I just love it
ROLFLMAO

"AM": Why would anyone mean the peace price? That's hardly what you first think of when you talk about Nobel. The peace price isn't even genuine. It was established much later than the far more attractive litterature price. So don't come here and play smart boy ;)

The peace prize is indeed a bonafide Nobel and has been awarded ever since 1901 by Stortinget (when Norway was in a personal union with Sweden).

All smart boys can check it out here: http://nobelprize.org/

Gustaf: You're confusing the peace prize with the price in economics, which is not a genuine Nobel prize at all. The peace prize has been given yearly since 1901, as stated in Alfred Nobels will.

I believe it was the 1971 holiday that saved Sweden. Osama was in plaid, talking to girls and even leaning on a cadi....A million miles from the trauma of growing up Saudi (and rich).
Check out the gang (Osama second from right):
http://www.uni-muenster.de/PeaCon/global-texte/g-notes/osama2.jpg

Norton it was later discovered that is was Usamas brother and not Usama that visited Falun with hes family. this was only published in a smaller article in the Falukuriren about a month after the fist one claming it was Usama him self. afaik away.

Hilarious!

Good work.

He thought about it, but by the time he planned it, real Swedes were catalogued as an ethnic group in danger of extinction!

D e faktiskt mer araber i Sverige ‰n i irak!
It¥s actually more arabs in Sweden than in Iraq!

hahaha

Usama is my new idol.
I too want to sit in a cave in Pakistan and talk while the whole world listens.
He rules!

Couse Sweden didn't bomd the shit out of millions of people!

The biggest reason is probably that Sweden is as religious as each person wants to be. Every person claiming to have a religion should be banned from elections. If you belive in god your not fit to take decisions about anything more then if you are going to the bathroom or not.

Haha, well put Toreskog, people should know better than to make decisions based on a certain book...

Wow, talk about "tolerant" behaviour. Not able to vote because one's religious beliefs?
I am a non-practicing Catholic, but I find that not only stupid but ridiculous.

So what do you say we stop people from voting based on their liberal views?

"The most intolerant people are those who PREACH tolerance!"

ToreSkog: According to an atheistic webpage there are about 850 million atheists in the world i. e. ~13% of the world population. What kind of democracy (usually based on majority) would that be.

... and Kerry is a Catholic ...

errr... where is the State of Sweden in the US?

Mona//

Religion has turned this election into a battle with ingridients such as abortionrights and gay marriage, instead on focusing on economy; improving the American welfare and reducing the gaps between poor and rich in the country. Add to that the fact that the war on terrorism is nothing but war against islam fundamentalists...so MANY bad thoughts come from what we call religious beliefs, or "interpretations" of the religious texts. I¥m sorry to say it, but I dont believe that the many good things that come from religion make up for the bad things.

Alex//

Who says the rest of the world loves Kerry? He¥s not Bush, thats more than enough to get a vote...By the way, What kind of democratic country has merely TWO (big)alternatives for their citizens to choose from?!?!

Andy: I agree with you. But "Every person claiming to have a religion should be banned from elections" is a very serious statement, although it may be made for fun. I used the statistics to show how ignorant and absurd the statement was. In Sweden we think everyone is as secular as we are, but they're not. Do you think we are more "enlightened" in Sweden than people in other countries? The thinkers of the modern time thought that science and technical progress would eliminate the need for believes. But the post modern time shows us that the gap between what we call science and believes is filled with other believes. Even in the minds of the Swedish people.

Electing George 'I Am The World' Bush Jr -AGAIN- just says it all about the US.

Now we can't even pity the US citizens anymore, when they want four more wonderful years with the mr looking-like-a-reindeer-just-about-to-be-hit.
- And this time it was done by the book aswell. Well done.

It's also kinda cool that he more or less have given the green light for anyone wanting to become president - all you gotta do is fu**ing around with the so called people's votes, they sure as hell won't mind. Heck, they might even re-elect you if you use your dictatorship wisely.

George W Bush is nothing short of a dictator using foul tools for making him president in the first place, and now pulling it off for the second term by the book.
Regardless, he's still the same person and still is responsible for a crime against his own citizens.

"Dictator; - a ruler who is unconstrained by law."

i know why he didnt :D we eat "kebab" :) u bastards :D

Usama is hiding in Sweden, didn't ya know? =)

Why do you blame the ENTIRE USA for the decision of a split vote?

It is clear that there are two Americas. Just imagine if Europe was one country, and the people in Bavaria could decide the fate of the Swedes. That is exactly our point. Even a Moose would have won. It was not about war, economy. It was morality! Sick isn't it?

11 - Mistakenly believes that Kofi Annas in Swedish.

solve your terrorist problems !!
Gˆran Persson for US president 2008..

(well..even Magnus H‰renstam could do better than Bush..)

..or Arne Weise..

GW Bush is a Christian crusader. And unlike Sweden, there is Zero Tolerance for Muslims in America.

Free the West from Muslim pest!

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